When I was in elementary school I used to look forward to the day when I would be able to ride the school bus to school with all the big kids. I looked forward to the adventure with great anticipation. We never got to ride a school bus in elementary school except for one or two field trips. Heber did not have a high school at that time. When we started high school we had to travel to Snowflake as did all the high school age kids from all the towns within fifty miles of Snowflake. Each town had one or more school busses. Heber had one big one. Pinedale and Clay Springs had one small one. Show Low had two large busses. Students from Taylor and Snowflake had to get themselves to school
Riding the bus was quite an adventure at first. Our bus driver was Phil Webb. He was a good driver but he didn’t put up with students breaking the rules. If we tried to change seats while the bus was moving or if we stood up to get something out of the rack above the seat, he would hit the brakes and sometimes we would end up one or two seats ahead of where we had been sitting. If we caused any problem or didn’t obey him, we got to sweep out the bus when we got to school instead of heading for our first class.
The bus ride to Snowflake took almost exactly one hour. The distance was only about thirty-five miles. The bus reached our bus stop which was on the street behind our house at approximately 7:10am. Ours was not the last stop in town. After leaving Heber the bus went to Overgaard and then back to the main highway to Snowflake. If you missed the bus and had someone to take you, you could catch the bus at the Overgaard road junction when the bus came back from there. Some people did that quite often but we did not have any way to get to the junction so if we missed the bus, we just missed school for that day. That never happened in the four years I rode the bus. By the end of the first month of riding the bus, it was no longer an adventure. It was simply a “necessary evil.”
Since the bus left so early in the morning, the girls used the bus as their “hair salon” most mornings. Since I didn’t have sisters, this was quite educational for me the first month or so. The girls would get on the bus with curlers in their hair and then fix their hair on the bus as we were traveling to school. Seeing a girl in curlers was not a big shock to me later in life when I began to look for a wife since I’d spent four years riding the bus with girls in curlers.
The girls’ hair style during those years was “ratted hair” glued in place with hair spray. The girls arranged themselves on one side of the bus so that the girl in the seat behind them could “rat” their hair while they were “ratting” the hair of the girl in front of them. The boys that were not going steady with one of the girls tended to sit on the opposite side of the bus. That is where I sat. I just watched in awe to see how big a mass the ratted hair would become. After ratting, the very outer edge of the hair ball was smoothed flat so that the hairdo was smooth on the outside with a mass of ratted hair on the inside. Then the hair spray was applied liberally to glue it all in place. It’s a wonder we all didn’t die of asphyxiation from inhaling hair spray fumes. When it was all done, the girls’ hair looked quite nice but I learned to be careful not to touch it or bump it. If it was touched, one of two things would happen. Either it would break into pieces or your hand or shirt would be glued to some girl’s hair. Since I was afraid of girls, I tried very hard to avoid both consequences.
As a result of my bus riding experience, I came to appreciate smooth hair that was not coated with hair spray. After the hairdo came the make‑up. I could not believe what girls put on their faces and on their eye lashes. Those were the days of heavy mascara and bottles and tubes of “Cover Girl” did their best to hide all of the girls who rode the Heber bus but didn’t do a very good job of it. Needless to say some of the girls were better at applying make‑up than others. I learned to appreciate girls who used very little make‑up or had the more “natural” look without the heavy make‑up. After a few weeks of watching the girls, it became routine and I spent the time traveling back and forth to Snowflake studying or visiting with friends or trying to sleep on the bus. A lot of people slept on the trip home at the end of the day.
In winter, the bus became a battle ground because there were only a few heater vents on the bus. Usually the bus driver would allow the bus to run for a few minutes before beginning the pick-up run, but by the time it got to our stop the heat was still barely beginning to come out of the heater vents. You could tell immediately when you got on the bus where the heater vents were. There would be a group huddled in the seats around the vents. The battle came in trying to displace someone near a heater vent so that you could get closer to the vent to get at least some heat. Ruses, bribes and physical assaults were all used to try to get someone’s seat close to the heater. If you were lucky, you had a friend who boarded the bus earlier than you who would save you a seat next to the heater. As you can imagine, saving seats was not popular and was often ignored. The heater usually had the bus warmed up a little by the time we got to Snowflake. If not, then there was a mad rush off the bus to get to one of the heaters in the school to thaw out before classes began.
After riding the bus for four years, I would not wish that torture on anyone. It was always a great relief to be able to drive myself to school or ride with my brother. When we moved to Texas I heard the proper description for those busses. In Texas they were called “Yellow Dogs!” I will have to agree that it was a “dog’s life” when I was forced to ride the bus to school day after day.